Jan 20, 2011

Part 6 - The Final Chapter





                    

As the billy dee saga comes to a close, our heroes of hangover power through for one more day of debauchery.  Street poets on Frenchmen street become inspired by our tale of malted fortune as do the ladies of Scores New Orleans (minus that one stripper who didn't know what star wars was), it seems as if the entire city is rallied behind our quest to locate the transient billy dee.  Matt falls in love and Mikey expresses his disapproval for poetry.  Dan cheers for the bears and Brendan tries to remember whether or not he eloped with a gila monster the previous night.  In the end, every last penny of billy dee's money was spent and even though we didn't find the man himself, we all found and embraced the billy dee inside each of us... and that is a beautiful thing.

Part 5 - To the gulf


Expanding search efforts for the lost billy dee, we travel to the far reaches of LoUiSiAna.  Unfortunately, we reach a very literal end of the road and find ourselves pining for a hovercraft (not a first and certainly not a last).  As time slips away - only one question remains, 'where in the world is billy dee new orleans?'

Jan 16, 2011

Part 4 - The Day of Rest


As stated in the Mancation travelogue rulebook, halfway through the lush rampage a 24 hour period of rest shall be instated to address liver health and somnolence of participants.  However, said participants may interpret the specific implications of the term 'rest' and apply it to their schedules and livers accordingly.  It is recommended that participants take advantage of this day of rest or risk participating in the day of getting arrested.  

Jan 15, 2011

Part 3 - Gravebards


Despite mikey's brains 'splodin', the gravebards ventured their way through funk ridden cemeteries to pay respects to Sir Thomas Pickles et al.  Hurricanes and hand grenades soon led to the slippery slope that is frenchmen street where haunted history manifested itself in it's many ways, shouts, musical time outs and forms.  Still no sight of billy dee but we are not giving up yet.

Jan 14, 2011

Part 2

So many ways to spend billy dee's money - which exchange suits our calrissian fate?  Sweet or fibery?  Mike has arrived and continues to help to devolve the situation with a thick dutch accent.    To find us, all you have to do is follow the trail of $2 bills.

p.s.  trolley cars and brass bands 4 lyfe

Jan 13, 2011

Part 1



Day 1.   No Billy Dee sightings yet.  Ate some alligator.  Found out about 3 for 1's and bathroom handsoap hustlers - what a wonderful world.  Made friends with Stu, the hotel handyman, who told us where a good spot would be to 'nail some skanks'.  Thanks, Stu, I think we'll be friends. 

Jan 4, 2011

Call To Drunks!

Troubadours of tipsy!  Brandishers of booyah!  Accountants of absurd!  Take your rightful place under the gaze of billy dee williams and god himself (practically synonymous) in an heroic epic of inebriated proportions.  Four malt liquored prophets bestowed with drunken destiny and the sole responsibility to do one thing, spend billy dee's money, will ran rampant in the streets of new orleans leaving no booze bottle unturned, no floozy uncat-called and no babbling homeless musician uninterviewed and subsequently showered with Colt 45.

We will be taking requests as to how billy dee's money should be spent, the tentative itinerary includes:

- drunken jazz steamboat rides
- drunken voodoo priest fortune telling (custom gris-gris doll assemblage)
- drunken graveyard crawls
- drunken airboat rides/inevitable gator wrestling
- drunken xavier v. loyola court side seats
- arbitrary game of chance to designate sober driver then drunken rental car to gulf of mexico
- eating only foods that begin with 'cajun'
- hookers.   lots of hookers.  

if you have any ideas as to how billy dee's money could be better spent do not hesitate to comment, all absurd suggestions with be taken into very serious consideration.  

check back for video/audio/visual updates beginning January 12th. 

may the fortys be with you.